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How Not to Make a Sale

Saturday, October 11th, 2008

How to not make a sale in 7 easy steps:

  1. Ring my doorbell and knock incessantly. That’s sure to put me in a great mood after waking me up from a nap.
  2. Look visibly annoyed when the dogs bark at you.
  3. Automatically assume that I am my partner.
  4. Ask me if I have noticed all the digging in my back yard done by AT&T and then tell me that he needs to check my connections. (The only digging that’s been done in our back yard has been done by my partner in the garden.)
  5. Look visibly annoyed (again) when I tell you that there are no connections to check because we don’t have AT&T phone service. We have VOIP.
  6. Argue with me about how I am locked into a two-year contract with Time Warner because of the VOIP, even though I say I’m not. (We use Vonage and we’re not locked into any contract.)
  7. Walk away shaking your head and muttering that AT&T U-Verse is better, but we’ll never know because we’re locked into a contract.